I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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