Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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