On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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