chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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