Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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