Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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