It's Friday. Sex?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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