i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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