Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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