That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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