what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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