You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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