No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I need water and some morals
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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