Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
