Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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