You really coming over, don't trick.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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