Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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