Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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