We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You are a genius and a whore.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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