I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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