She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
