Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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