; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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