love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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