dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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