Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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