We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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