I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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