hell yes lets make some ravioli
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
