Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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