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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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