addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Randomize
