So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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