So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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