wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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