So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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