i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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