honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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