so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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