let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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