I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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