Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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