scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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