Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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