I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
