Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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