Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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