i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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