why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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