That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No subtext here. People are naked.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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